Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Whenever I say I'm taking ballet this quarter everyone laughs but I'm serious. Not only about taking the class but about ballet. Now I don't know if you've ever been a girl taking ballet classes before but on average there is one guy, presumably gay who has a very clingy personality. And just for a little history lesson, 4 out of 10 male ballet dancers are gay until age 13 when that number suddenly increases. This is just from experience and may or may not be true. So anyways this guy sits next to me before class while I was stretching and starts talking. While he gossiped about whatever I side thought to myself about how strange it is that I always only make friends with the gay guy and rarely anyone else. So my mind went off and reasoning became clear. Basically I hate girls, this guy hates girls, we both really like being girls. All I can hope for now is a reliable companion to do all the girly stuff with like drink Diet Coke and go shopping but while never forgetting to keep out the slut scene.
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