Valentine

Valentine's Day is just as shitty as Lent for the same reason which applies to all holidays minus The Fourth of July and birthdays. The only day I look forward to celebrating is St. Patrick's Day. You don't have to do anything except dye your beer green and wear glittering shamrocks. It's pretty much the best day ever and the only holiday in which there is no dreading involved. The only preparation with regard to St. Patrick's Day, or even the Fourth of July, is the consumption factor. Just make sure everyone is well fed and hydrated. Every other holiday is about the giving you should have been doing every other day. It's a vicious retarded cycle. Holidays should be relaxing filled with only delicious tri-tip and potatoes. So stop your idiotic trying to be cuteness. Giving should be for whenever you feel like it. It's way more genuine than anything you'll ever do for anyone on Valentine's Day.